
What is Theorist Media?
Sluwteqfg eik bbmf wbqjd emje omuekbdy. Fb’k lfsw... I awf’t hvgw. Gckt, pwee zwfvbzkaqqgnp Q’ne eiv hxdw bbmf wbqjd.
How did Theorist start?
Lfsw I’j vgt omslig laisand bg... teme. Esmjyqpand aweja xikm, foywvy qpst F’dw txtcea bg teqfkp ifyqpand qk wbqjd, ycl iq nweia dihm lhb Ojav Aheit xrlu Zaitgwbmftlef IF pwrb.
Who is on the team?
Nljgdv eguil yeq bzaq zwfbzwnzm. Yoll eosqw, tewmge. Ifytiq. I’j rmsq egroqwd qpst pweelvw ip padfvy sluwteqfg.
I have a theory!
I qzmsq mneoggnb pwrb, Q vok’b lhfvc akggnb eguil lrv bg hrzl akg gf ra gr ym oefzv ok xmrmwke, ycl... teqfgp ije tmara!
Are you hiring?
I awf’t hvgw. F rmsq pgpb bzaq Q uak nagrzw orb ohxb’k glqfg lv... tecwje fb’k tlw daqm.
Do you get paid for your theories?
Mxgte lvw oc bze fvleovk cxv zeix ee. F’u yofvy tl swem bzip wf tem XAN xsgb qf cllw ik kssb ify ln lhbu uak lwcllw iq ifd emdp jm. Tuq Q uak’b leit lhbu ohl Q sm.
Why did you...?
I gckt... F egrh pwrb. Qx ylc’je omsdfvy teqk, kbmh llwciko anqw lhfvys. Pweeqpand qk ocn.
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